Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Thieves, Thieves and even more thieves.

No am not annoyed!i am furious. Dont worry am not talking about global fund,for that am at a loss of words might remain like that until further notice.neither am i ranting on about that nigerian sorry excuse of a fight.those silly dumb brains were scared of usand couldnot turn up the heat to match ours. what am starck raving mad about are these so called money welding humans aka investors. i was over the moon with ecstacy over the idea of owning property.i had even been cursing at akright at how they thought they were the only people who could give us organised accomodation.which i must say kampala is in dire need of. then my hopes are dashed by my alternative.the idiots decided to make the amount of the new houses almost twice as high as those of akright.the culprits are Royal Palms royal my foot more like thieving palms.you cam imagine i had to swallow my words on more than one occasion as these words of merciless profanities had been said in the presence of many humans.
now these thieving palm dudes( thus they shall be known till further notice) decide for a one roomed house the cost will be 45m so if an unfortunate ugandan takes a mortage they have to pay 625,000/= every month for the next twenty years.now i know i suck at maths but really this ads up to 150,000/=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thieves off with thier heads.when you deduct the 45m from 150m it is 105m and thats the thief profit. akright offers their smallest house at 25m and its two roomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thieves off with their heads all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think kiboko should be administered.

Monday, March 19, 2007

of handsomemen,african woman,and copy and paste

just bought my copy of african woman the bloody thing is 5k, dont understand these peole they bring a nice mag at a cheap price then keep increasing the amount every month by 1k so i have managed to decipher why maurice kirya looks as(i beg to borrow from the 27th fill in when word is invented) as he does his mother is a looker for a lady with big boys she is still rolling with the gals.that brother be fine (can i hear an amen i know there is one from cherie) and boy is he polite and no am not exergerating i met him once around a studio then the next time in rouge he could remember and he said hi i am offficially star stuck(and struck) some people are best framed is that a possibility make a life size frame and hang it my house no room have you ever felt that same goes for usher raymond. now african woman has simply lost it due to the pressure of wanting to be creative they had this lady wear a vest and look like she is hiking on a snow capped mountain i mean who ever went hiking in avest apart from wanting to turn into frost bite itself.if somebody knows these people tell them it aint cool the last time i looked we didnt have snow anyway and ugandans hardly go hiking and not especially in the snow capped moutains and those who do dont wear vests!
so i figured these guys must have gotten internet travel pictures and then copied and pasted the gals pictures i really cant think of a better reason.

am thinking of hiring my favuorite musicans(male)to be exact that is maurice kirya,il divo and andrea boceli to do me a song that is after i find out were the diamonds are hidden in uganda. wanen

Friday, March 16, 2007

true love

tried posting this yesterday but guess it didnot upload. hope this inspires you as much as it has me i consider it the greatest poem ever writ.a toast to love, to love!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonnet 116
let me not to the marriage of true minds.
admit impediments,love is not love that alters when it alteration finds
or bends with the remover to remove:
o'no it is an ever fixed mark,
thats looks on tempests and is never shaken ;
its is the star to to every wandering bark,
whose worth's unknown,although his height be taken.
love's not times fool,though rosy lips and cheeks
within his bendig sickles compass come;
love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
but bears it out even to the edge of doom
if this be error and upoun me proved ,
i never writ,nor no man ever loved.


hope you love it to may it help you find true love.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

of cheesy lines and ugly men

is anyone as tired as iam of men with no respect as iam and with the most cheesy lines ever.my gals the other day was chilllin at a friends shop when this overzealous dude walks up and asks another guy mbu,''who is that galask her to go with me so that i take her for a sweet romance" now what in 'God's name is sweet romance.

new word for the day:
aberrant/e'ber.ent/adj formal different fromwhat is typical or usual ,especially in an unacceptable way:aberrant behaviour/sexuality.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

much harder than i thought

i came, i saw, i liked and now am an addict first thing i do when i get into into the office is read blogs but my kudos go to Baz exceptional blog,cherie i must say i underestimated you,comrade hilarious, as for joshi my medicine you know what they say about the proverbial apple. i have nothing to post but the excitement of having a blog page(is that what is called)i must say am pleased with my self i will faithfully post.was reading Baz posting ama join this-trash the- pastors-hummer revolution were do we sign up.in my opinion these hummer drivers deserve the gullotine more grusomely the stake.(it should hurt).these people drive cars that fill our narrow roads and destroy our ozone layer minorly now on a major ground we have people starving okay i know you cant feed people but at least these should have had the brains of using this hummer money including the clearing and the fuel they buy daily to build a clinic it can be named after them one thing for sure is that it is honourable and you can still gloat and have other people gloat on your behalf.down the drain with them.and no i aint hatin just straight talking.wanen