IF I WAS PRESIDENT

If there is anything i despise its people who think they are too busy or too important for lack of a better term to wait and use the toilet but find comfort inusing the street,pavements bushes basically open ground.
The other day i was on my way to work and this man shamelesly decided to open water on the nearby bush in broad day light.A side view of his gu thing visible to all who dared look and he on the other hand looked like he was buying kabalagala yes he looked that unbothered. Thought to my self if i was president i would be in my one car convoy on my way to work i would be living far from my work place not those things mbu working from home. I would be a master at butida complete with sigiri hardened mud bullets as i would be making my way to work i would be hitting those peoples heads with those mud bullets coutersy of my katida.
what else should i do when i become president any suggestions?

random dumplings........dnt ask what it means.

i am still recovering from the akon show my people ojone! akon simply outdid himself. The brother performed til i could nolonger take it i decided to walk out and leave him hanging the same way he had done when he didnt appear!as for the pushing i could feel my inside residents aka my insideds being evacuated people shoved and pushed and stepped not to mention robbed.at a point during the show one guy (must have been high on paraffin or somthing related) started pushing his way to the front regardless of the fact that there were children below 12 years infront of him the way this man pushed we all thought akon had called him for a duet then akon decided to throw his shirt into the crowd the same man ran from the front to the back stepping everyone in his path elbowing if such a word exists. And he didnt smell very nice quite pungent i must say. ever since i missed out on the UB40 show i vowed to never miss any shows and although some people made it their duty to rob us, grope us and elbow us i had fun so much fun i was so content that i went straight to bed all yall outside countries missed naye dont worry mbu warid wants to bring beyonce or something like that.wanen.