MOST LIKELY

the following people are the most likely people to do the following.how do i know?they are in my life some i live with, others i meet everyday,they are an insight into my life.
1.most likely to walk into a pole-vanessa, first met her on campus came across as a "poser"but when we got talking we hit it right off today we be bossom buddies tight we been through some campus shit and boy oh my would not trade it for anything.
2.most likely to have a blond lifetime-Mona,met her in high school we hit it off immediately no mixed feelings have been bossom buddies till today, funny without even trying and an acholi.
3.most likely to have a blond light bulb moment-Joy,have known her ever since my s.1 had the best moments with this girl running from teachers on duty,getting cained for talking inthe domitory and class.but man she can be blond extremly intelligent but can be blond sometimes.
4.most likely to get caught drunk and table dancing- julian, love this girl known her ever since i was 5 years but she is crazy,crazy,crazy good times i tell you bubbles!goodtimes
5.most likely to be a soccer mum-doreen,great friend very constructive and focused high business acumen and extremly fun yet responsible.
6.most likely to drop their keys in the toilet-jackie extremly forgetful she forgets lights in rooms on keys in the door but been through some crazy shit with this gal boosom buddy all the way.
7.most likely to blame the dog- lawrence, he crazy has the most charismatic out of this world answers.but he is the best artist i know brother has talent boundless talent want potriats abstract art cartoons he is the man.
8.most likely to achieve fame without struggling but extreme luck with talent-olympia, she be my sister she doesnt give a hoot about anyone and she is never in a hurry and she is in the uk trying to study fashion but she never seems to be hussling or in a hurry its scary.
9.most likely to marry me- mr.man
10.most likely to cry when i get married-my father and brother.

MOST LIKELY

crazy but true

what i am suffering from is writers block but i will be coming reloaded and ready to unload people i need inspiration helllllllllpppppppppp.all yall that wanna help field someting like in this century.over and out off 2 c a friend who had a stair accident.laters

talk about boredom

1.where is my cell phone? on the table
2.my vehicle?some guy...ok truthfully i dont own a car
3.my hair? stressed
4.my father?55yrs and simply the best
5.my favourite thing?my sleep
6.my dream last night? dnt knw
7.my favourite drink?fanta orange
8.the room am in?office
9.i am?the first born
10. i love? bargains
11.what do i want to be in ten years? successfully happy with no regrets and content with my life so far.
12.who did i hang out with today? my work mates,my friend mona,my dad, my sis
13.i am not....?going to do things because someone thinks i should,going to allow my dreams to pass me by.
14.what would not be in my fruit salad?pawpaws
15.one of my wish list item?perfume(my queen by Alex Mcqueen)
16.today i must ....?blog it had been long.
17.the last thing i did?blog
18.what am i wearing? pink shirt and maroon trouser
19.my pet(s)?Nala and Copper (my dogs)
20.my computetr?on blogger
21. my shoes?brown flats
22.my pen??bic pen withouta bottom
23.my office t.v?strictly bigbro
24.what am i thinking about?mr.man who passed by yesto lunch the poowie had flu caught from over sitting on bodas.
25.what am i going to miss come mid-sept?my sis she leaves friday to go study
26.am addicted to house
27.relationship?stable
28.graduation? in jan
29.favourite colour?red (crimson)
30.i dont miss boarding school

tagren

I have been tagged by kissyfur

So the rules first:

1. We have to post the rules here

2. Players have to post 8 random facts about themselves on their blog.

3. Players then have to tag other unfortunate souls and get them to do the same.

4. The 8 get listed and informed to read my blog and the trend continues.
Here we go:

1. I easily get over people, especially if we had any sort of relationship be friends or lovers. And it ends on a bad note. And this is the only way I manage to let things go and never get into quarrels and avoid enemies. I am nothing next to a hopeless romantic am allergic to pollen as a matter of fact, but not deathly allergic. But none the less I believe in love have been for 3 years with this absolutely wonderful guy.

2. I love cartoons; and the food channel shallow soaps like ugly Betty dislike 24, lost and prison break. Am in love with dr.house I find the humour simply humerous. Forgive any odd spellings.

3. I think am a pretty good dancer, I don’t take alcohol because I am hyper and I cannot imagine the effects of alcohol aka table dancing, hangovers and abusing people. I love my friends wouldn’t change them for anything. I had never been in brawl or feud with these chics who pick up fights cause of lovers I totally avoid them until some girl asked my boy mbu how is the small fish never have I been so mad but I let it go.

4. In p.4 buganda road to be specific I once refused to be caned (communal sharing of sin) because I was not talking in class but the teacher wanted to cane and that how I got my first suspension. Then in p.6 namagunga primary I once abused ok I wrote in my book next to the marks which were 3/15 fuckin buffoon because I was supposed to get 15/15 and it earned me a suspension, my grandfather caned with sticks meant for his dogs.

5. I am a daddy’s girl, my dad adores me and I know it, so does everyone in the family kind of think he cannot live without me. My dad believes his children (we are only 3) even teachers over other people he has always come to our defense it does not matter when or who it was. Pretty hard convincing my father I am in wrong.

6. When I was younger like 7 years, we used to live in Kabanyolo Farm and siblings, young cousins and I made it our job to finish the raw mangoes before they got ripe on one of our two trees that alone earned us beatings from my mother, running stomachs and worms for a full month.

7. I am a coward; I fear pain especially death and I cry easily. Because of my cowardice I don’t get injections, even when am badly off I cannot stand bullies .people who lack common courtesy and unappreciative people. I like straight forward people and I enjoy being told the truth.

8. I am artistic I prefer abstract art to contemporary. Interior designing and do it your self jobs are my passion. I love fashion but am more inclined to runway clothes, and crazy not the norm fashion accessories. I am not a risk taker I have to be sure about what am going to reap one of my gals insists I should get off that fence .I cannot imagine or let my self live below the poverty line meaning I can do anything to make sure I do not live below the poverty line including peddling drugs!!!!!!!

Y’all have been tagged Carmela, Amit, Dennis Matanda, the one (ivan), Raymonds Bliss, Joshi, Queenbz, Cavalier

of fickle matter and funny sms comments.

sunday i dedicated my day to reading the comments being sent to the big brother sms scroll and boy did i have a laugh.the most hilarious so far "jeff, those are not exercises but exorcism".other hilarious ones have been "whoever feels like physically removing ofuneka from the house iam 100% behind you", "jeff should go to farfaraway land and meet his brother shrek" those sms are truly humour therapy they are a must read.some are really mean but i guess thats the game.i keep wondering the big guy of national water Muhairwe didnot drink that green concotion he was holding and trying to convince ugandans that the water was safe for consumption.this morning as i was taking a bath there seemed to be less water coming through the shower head.it hit me maybe its the fickle matter that had been clogging my shower head or pipe thats why i could not get enough water.what other explanation is there given the latest controversy surrounding national water and sewarage coperation.am still puzzled as to why nvanugi doesnot cut and shape her eye brows someone please tell her i would if i had the chance to they remind me of caterpillars sitted on her face.

wedding symphony

the bride- a mover
the colour- cream,orange(sunset)

time check:3:30am
location:rock classic hotel
status:awaking to get back to kampala
departure:4:00am
mood:groggy and sleepy

so we bundle up and get on the move,at exactly 4:00am we pass the tororo cement factory,in pursuit of the capital city.
The road is not bad at all until you reach the Bugiri sign post.Then it gets UGLY,the road pulls out all the stops until you reach the Owens falls dam.the marathon, boxing match and working in a mine feeling does not make this stretch any easier. Manage to fall asleep and away on the turn home.
time check:6:50am
status:eyes closed
location:bedroom at home
dont ask how i saw the time,that was a good experience save for the Bugiri road that single handedly managed to misplace my internal organs.

continuatuin of wedding symphony.

time check:5:40pm
location;Tororo towm
mood:still exicted
cars:wierd numbers those w216324 (importation)

can hear some dave koz, so what do i think about Tororo honestly cannot tell you it was darkish when we arrived and all i could think about was the bathroom .fast forward(aka after the bathroom)so we sashay(does the word exist)in looking extremly hot(i aint joking)my sister in a black wrap around dress and red peeptoes,me in a brown dress(choc)dress with a bow around the waist and God heels, i must say we looked hot not in a trashy way.
the wedding:-beautiful
the groom:-polite

smell:petroleum fumes
time check:3pm
location;caltex Bweyogerere
music:sanyu countdown
destination:Tororo
Reason:Wedding
Mood:exictement

mujakufa!!!!!thats me yelling at this bodaboda through the window on his machine; his wife and child and he is riding in the road.

other cars:this really nice looking goddish suzuki vitara(grande)2006 or 2005 not to sure.doing about 140km/hr
status;extremly stable and good
animals;seemingly drunken cow dont most probably high on grass.

thoughts from a cobblers shed

sitted in a cobblers shed,why?because the bench outside is occupied under the sun and subjet to dust.so with whom am i sharing the shade with a milk can,the cobbler and every shoe posssibly made.this structure is iron sheets fitted into wood,but these particular iron sheets must be responsible for many tetanus victims the makeshift shelves.the one am sitted under looks like is able to give way. it has shoes piled a part of paraffin stove and a water bottle.i cant help thinking about jiggers when i look at the floor because jiggers lay eggs in the dust and with the recent outbreak in Busoga i am scared.once saw a guy on the mews whose body had been infested with jiggers the guy could not eat because his fingers were a hub of jigger activity.the real reason am here the thing below the heel of my shoe pratically only office shoe i own decided to walk off in protest.mbu my shoe sounds like a kakondo insists my work mate.but like i said ama be grateful so when life granted me this opportunity to learn the trade.i made the following observation.
Procedure:
1.cut of some things you dont need likesort of like leveling it.
2.then get some "dead" sole cut it to fit then put some super glue the secret ingredient is soil(dnt look at me like that0just sprinkle some.
3.then shape it to fit heel.will give you alternative jobs of course with firts hand information.

HOW DO YOU GO ON?

when i was in p.1 i meet a girl and we were best friends after p.4 went our seperate ways but still kept in touch. lillian my friend unfortunately was involved in the accident with her boyfriend she survived though still in hospital, but unfortunately her boyfriend didnot make it his body was transported to Gulu yesterday burial is today. someone please tell me how do you go on with your life when everything practically was this person!because what you had with this person might not have been a blood relationship, but then it is a relationship much stronger than what you might ever have with some blood relatives.how do you go on?some please tell me.good bye Jayles!you will be missed.

WHEN OUR LIVES HAVE JUST BEGUN:

my phone is ringing and am absent mindedly wondering who could be bothering me at this hour and its my friend Vanessa! whats with the hurry, i had just spoken to her telling her am 10 minutes away from the car spa and no am not lying.Anyways because of her persistence i pick up and she is telling me Anita Kamaliza is dead!!!!!panic and double panic not Anita.i get to the spa and she is telling me more people are dead. messages start flooding in names of those dead and those that have survived.Gina is gone her head flew off the body,Eddie is dead,both were buried on the 22nd.went to see Anita's mother,she was strong but how can you be when you have only two children and when one is gone.

tye lacor mugom, oworo iyo mugom

damn this malaria and whatever else it has to offer a.k.a stomach aches, and yeah i know you know the rest, so i know thats not a plausible reason but trust me with no laptop and wireless being the invention looked at as the equivalent of space travel this side of the sahara. completely off topic you know for those of you who studied in uganda no one ever uses laptops in class because there is a "belief"its for people who study computer science.i think am going to try walking into my social science class with a laptop and sit right infront of my lecturer and type a way and see what happens.well 27th ama look for a spell to avert yours cause i didnot attend the bhh.

tye lacor mugom, oworo iyo mugom

damn this malaria and whatever else it has to offer a.k.a stomach aches, and yeah i know you know the rest, so i know thats not a plausible reason but trust me with no laptop and wireless being the invention looked at as the equivalent of space travel this side of the sahara. completely off topic you know for those of you who studied in uganda no one ever uses laptops in class because there is a "belief"its for people who study computer science.i think am going to try walking into my social science class with a laptop and sit right infront of my lecturer and type a way and see what happens.well 27th ama look for a spell to avert yours cause i didnot attend the bhh.

Thieves, Thieves and even more thieves.

No am not annoyed!i am furious. Dont worry am not talking about global fund,for that am at a loss of words might remain like that until further notice.neither am i ranting on about that nigerian sorry excuse of a fight.those silly dumb brains were scared of usand couldnot turn up the heat to match ours. what am starck raving mad about are these so called money welding humans aka investors. i was over the moon with ecstacy over the idea of owning property.i had even been cursing at akright at how they thought they were the only people who could give us organised accomodation.which i must say kampala is in dire need of. then my hopes are dashed by my alternative.the idiots decided to make the amount of the new houses almost twice as high as those of akright.the culprits are Royal Palms royal my foot more like thieving palms.you cam imagine i had to swallow my words on more than one occasion as these words of merciless profanities had been said in the presence of many humans.
now these thieving palm dudes( thus they shall be known till further notice) decide for a one roomed house the cost will be 45m so if an unfortunate ugandan takes a mortage they have to pay 625,000/= every month for the next twenty years.now i know i suck at maths but really this ads up to 150,000/=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thieves off with thier heads.when you deduct the 45m from 150m it is 105m and thats the thief profit. akright offers their smallest house at 25m and its two roomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thieves off with their heads all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think kiboko should be administered.

of handsomemen,african woman,and copy and paste

just bought my copy of african woman the bloody thing is 5k, dont understand these peole they bring a nice mag at a cheap price then keep increasing the amount every month by 1k so i have managed to decipher why maurice kirya looks as(i beg to borrow from the 27th fill in when word is invented) as he does his mother is a looker for a lady with big boys she is still rolling with the gals.that brother be fine (can i hear an amen i know there is one from cherie) and boy is he polite and no am not exergerating i met him once around a studio then the next time in rouge he could remember and he said hi i am offficially star stuck(and struck) some people are best framed is that a possibility make a life size frame and hang it my house no room have you ever felt that same goes for usher raymond. now african woman has simply lost it due to the pressure of wanting to be creative they had this lady wear a vest and look like she is hiking on a snow capped mountain i mean who ever went hiking in avest apart from wanting to turn into frost bite itself.if somebody knows these people tell them it aint cool the last time i looked we didnt have snow anyway and ugandans hardly go hiking and not especially in the snow capped moutains and those who do dont wear vests!
so i figured these guys must have gotten internet travel pictures and then copied and pasted the gals pictures i really cant think of a better reason.

am thinking of hiring my favuorite musicans(male)to be exact that is maurice kirya,il divo and andrea boceli to do me a song that is after i find out were the diamonds are hidden in uganda. wanen

true love

tried posting this yesterday but guess it didnot upload. hope this inspires you as much as it has me i consider it the greatest poem ever writ.a toast to love, to love!!!!!!!!!!!!

sonnet 116
let me not to the marriage of true minds.
admit impediments,love is not love that alters when it alteration finds
or bends with the remover to remove:
o'no it is an ever fixed mark,
thats looks on tempests and is never shaken ;
its is the star to to every wandering bark,
whose worth's unknown,although his height be taken.
love's not times fool,though rosy lips and cheeks
within his bendig sickles compass come;
love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
but bears it out even to the edge of doom
if this be error and upoun me proved ,
i never writ,nor no man ever loved.


hope you love it to may it help you find true love.

of cheesy lines and ugly men

is anyone as tired as iam of men with no respect as iam and with the most cheesy lines ever.my gals the other day was chilllin at a friends shop when this overzealous dude walks up and asks another guy mbu,''who is that galask her to go with me so that i take her for a sweet romance" now what in 'God's name is sweet romance.

new word for the day:
aberrant/e'ber.ent/adj formal different fromwhat is typical or usual ,especially in an unacceptable way:aberrant behaviour/sexuality.

much harder than i thought

i came, i saw, i liked and now am an addict first thing i do when i get into into the office is read blogs but my kudos go to Baz exceptional blog,cherie i must say i underestimated you,comrade hilarious, as for joshi my medicine you know what they say about the proverbial apple. i have nothing to post but the excitement of having a blog page(is that what is called)i must say am pleased with my self i will faithfully post.was reading Baz posting ama join this-trash the- pastors-hummer revolution were do we sign up.in my opinion these hummer drivers deserve the gullotine more grusomely the stake.(it should hurt).these people drive cars that fill our narrow roads and destroy our ozone layer minorly now on a major ground we have people starving okay i know you cant feed people but at least these should have had the brains of using this hummer money including the clearing and the fuel they buy daily to build a clinic it can be named after them one thing for sure is that it is honourable and you can still gloat and have other people gloat on your behalf.down the drain with them.and no i aint hatin just straight talking.wanen